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avatar OctoberFire1 19 hr.ago

I was refused entry to a Haloween party because I wasn't wearing a costume. So I put my wife on my shoulders and tried again. The bouncer said, "I told you, no constume no entry.". I replied, "duh, I am clearly a turtle!", to which he asked, "Who is that on your back?"

"That's Michelle".

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